In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.
My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse? Me: She does. My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway? Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean? My dad: How did that start--I mean, why...
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saathi1013: #now waiting for some dudebro to say this kitty...
saathi1013:#now waiting for some dudebro to say this kitty isn’t a real gamer kitty
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eatsleepdraw: "BEES" watercolor, micron, pencil, and gel...
eatsleepdraw:"BEES"watercolor, micron, pencil, and gel penfor more work check out http://somecallmerae.tumblr.com/<3 Rae
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eatsleepcrap: sunglasssemoji: eatsleepcrap: eatsleepcrap: what’s the...
eatsleepcrap:sunglasssemoji:eatsleepcrap:eatsleepcrap:what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tunaWhat does glue have to do with thisi...
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cool new ask meme
attabe:send me a fandom and i will tell youcharacter i’d like to see in a flower crowncharacter i’d like to see have an emotional breakdowncharacter i’d like to see get punched in the facecharacter...
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bonehatter: alyssaties: godh8sfags2: no omg i dont like...
bonehatter:alyssaties:godh8sfags2:no omg i dont like thisi fucking choked out air for a good 5 minutes i’m cry
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el-hotel-bella-muerte: sunny-deanwinchester: togifs: [via] di...
el-hotel-bella-muerte:sunny-deanwinchester:togifs:[via]did you justVisual grammar jokes are my favourite
View Articletimelordangel: we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t...
timelordangel:we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or...
View Articlefairytrainer: b-i-l-l-y-m-a-y-s: fairytrainer: i really hate hearing “ew anal...
fairytrainer:b-i-l-l-y-m-a-y-s:fairytrainer:i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:bloodbabies3. urinehow did...
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THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE YOU SPELLED SOMETHING INCORRECTLY IN AN ASK OR RP
hotmilkytea:sleepingseeker:harbingerofumbrella:me, all the time.THIS
View Articleluciefr: i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
luciefr:i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
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nicollini: “Splinter said: No waterballoons in the...
nicollini:“Splinter said: No waterballoons in the lair!”Turtle tots :DBecause I didn’t draw them in a long time.
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orangelemonart: pizzaforpresident: This used to be a 2 page...
orangelemonart:pizzaforpresident:This used to be a 2 page post but it was long and boring and I almost skipped it so here’s some cliffsgirl enters and becomes finalist in contest to fly from malaysia...
View Articlethecuddlymutant: Reblog if you’re part of any of the mentioned fandoms so I...
thecuddlymutant:Reblog if you’re part of any of the mentioned fandoms so I can follow ya• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles• NBC Hannibal• Sailor Moon• Supernatural• Rise of the Guardians• DC Universe•...
View Articlejessicadegouw: onlysaneman: If we mutually follow each other on here there’s...
jessicadegouw:onlysaneman:If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”#’someone i know’ #’i know someone...
View Articlekoishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when...
koishe:classy-dick:do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole lifei am that friend
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