AHAHAHAHAHA no.
… Oh screw you, I’m a sucker for these things, all right, here we go then. Give me a moment.
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body.
I have a huge scar on my right knee where I fell off a mountain bike during a trip in Greece some four years ago. I am disturbingly self-conscious about that scar. It is thick and ugly and it turns dark purple when I’m cold. Luckily it’s starting to fade.
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Lately I have to say Good Omens. I must have read it about twenty times now, on and off, not including the times I open it at a random page to read a few chapters.
Ron Weasley: Something you’re afraid of?
My brain.
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Already answered!
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can’t do any, what’s the best one you’ve seen?
Sadly, no. I have seen a hypnotist once if that counts as a trick, or maybe David Copperfield whom I once saw on TV.
George Weasley: What is the best prank you’ve ever played on someone?
I have no idea? I rarely play pranks. Sorry to be lame.
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
I’m closest to my sister with my mother as a close second. I do think I have a good relationship with my family though I do struggle occasionally.
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
It’d be a Euro coin from another EU country. I’d put it in my collection book and nobody would be any wiser.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Several times. 0 stars, would not recommend.
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Yes.
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
I’d bring a cat or an owl. I like owls but I do think they are kind of spooky and I’d like to have a pet to cuddle occasionally, but that’s just me.
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
That is ridiculously hard to answer. But I prefer to be loved. It makes people forgive me.
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
I think I answered that some other time and I said dragons, and that point still kind of stands, although I find most mystical creatures incredibly interesting and would love to learn everything about all of them.
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
People would have to treat one another equally regardless of gender, age and family bonds. No more rape, domestic violence etc jokes because they are not funny. They would also have to give me 15% of everything they earn every month.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
My medals? My plushies? My laptop, probably - wait, is my dog my possession? Also I own a large collection of UY comic books and a vast number of video games, both of which I am very fond of…
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Already kind of answered.
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Anyone who has earned my trust and love, which is admittedly not many people. My sister. Jazz. Yu. Ell. Jojo. My flatmate Inken. That’s… about it. but damn I’m loyal to these people.
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn’t do?
Story of my life, bro.
Argus Filch: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
I worked in a bakery after school and that was not very pleasant.
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
About five or six, depending on how much everything cost / how big of a deal it is. And then presents from my friends <3
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
That is actually a really interesting question! I don’t see myself as much of a leader but I do have a way of making people do what I want them to eventually. I also play D&D frequently and I always end up as the leader of our group - even though people rarely realize this. It’s kind of creepy.
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Several times, although I was too young to remember most of them. I almost died before I was even born because I strangled myself with the umbilical chord. I almost drowned several times throughout my childhood. So yes.
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
My father. Or perhaps school which was pretty horrifying all things considered.
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Tricky. Expecto Patronum, I’d say, or maybe Accio.
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
That depends on who’s asking.
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PENGUINS
I don’t know. Perhaps a hummingbird or a greater bird because ugh flying. Or a feline. Or an orca whale. I really don’t know, there are tons of experiences I wpuld like to have and tons of advantages and awesomeness about each and every living creature.
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
The question made me laugh only because of Uncle Vernon. I like Fridays.
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Can I only pick one? All my friends are incredibly brave and strong for their own reasons. Right now, though, it’s a tie between Yu and Ell. Both would instantly disagree which only stresses the point, really.. I’m proud of you.
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best “muggle” invention?
Portable gaming systems. And planes.
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Already answered!
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Didn’t I answer that somewhere earlier this month? I have a strong feeling of déjà-vu. Anyway, I’m really self-conscious about my everything eyebrows for some reason because they don’t match my hair? Though I have to say that Ell seems to have cured me! A miracle! I’d turn my eyes deep blue then.
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
My brain.
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Yes.
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
A really pale, greyish blue.
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Already answered!
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Look like? Do they have beauty contests for wands now? It’d look like a wooden stick.
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Do squishes count? I think I have fallen for each and every single one of my friends so far, platonically or no, so it really doesn’t matter who I last texted, the answer would still be the same. Demiromance sends its greetings.
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
You honestly want me to participate in any kind of sport event? Hint: The answer is no.
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
I really have no idea. I appreciate flowers. I like flowers. I think they are beautiful, incredibly important for our every day survival, and they smell pretty. But please don’t ask me what any of them are called.